depsidase:

mjalti:

sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”

helios-hawk:

i hate you breathlessness i hate you brain fog i hate you dizziness i hate you tremors i hate you joint pain i hate you fatigue i hate you racing heart

4izawas:

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𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 © 𝟒𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐒 { 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 }; 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐢 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲.

natures-roomba:

Omnipwesent horseshoe crab blog wishes you a sweet Valentine’s Day

sadbbex-deactivated20230307:

i love being a brat

emoji-shitposts:

Conspiracy board emoji for anon!

[ID] A corkboard with images and papers connected with red string tacked onto it. It’s in the discord emoji style [END ID]

internet-or-sleep:

moonlights-shadow-warrior:

milkflys:

spoonwizardd:

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck

retiredmahoushoujo:

carnival-phantasm:

sexhaver:

ampersandvich:

pileofknives:

“I bet it doesn’t hurt that bad, I don’t have time for this shit.”

“at least one”

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the “Thinking Period”

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

helloitsbees:

natashafromfallout:

andmaybegayer:

slowedclover4:

memewhore:

This will haunt my nightmares.

Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it’ll unmute so you can hear whoever’s calling you.

You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*

​she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum

memorycycle:

people can meet eachother in dreams by taking the same number of melatonin gummys its like radio frequencies. if anyone wants to hang out ill be on gummy 148

nflstreet:

Like slipping on your own banana peel

eddiethehunted:

creekfiend:

itsc:

this is the shrek bowl. a thrift store in my hometown (perhaps accidentally) credited me like 65¢ for it instead of charging me. i have used it to mix hair dye for the last decade 💚

Bowl that they pay you 65 cents to take away